this is some pretty intense porn and, um, whoa
That was really hot and I want to learn how to safely do that because the feeling of a small stream of water going up the urethra feels fucking great, but I don’t want to injure what I’ve got.
Introducing new Hyland’s Homeopathic Shark Teething Tablets, Pontoon flavored.
But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
Every Villain Is Lime