26 year-old transgrrrl freshly moved to Portland. Certified TV Producer & Digital Audio Engineer working in tech support. I love and make music, am obsessed with Freddy Krueger and am addicted to social networking.
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.
I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
This might be the best thing EVER. I know I say that a lot BUT SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS AND CATS, YOU GUYS.